The reason why we're all here: The Human MALE

I was listening to a renowned, late male comedian online the other day... he did this monologue about how scientifically all humans start out as a female (fetus). Which is true--male fetuses start forming their "maleness" shortly afterward. That is why (both) sexes have nipples, even though supposedly they only serve a function on the female. (Don't tell me it doesn't serve a purpose for men! Have you ever had your nipples sucked on, during sex? I have, as a MAN, and it's wonderful!) Anyway, the comedian went on to say how all fetuses start out as the "Good thing" (i.e. female), but then Males turn into the "BAD thing" (Male!). Big surprise: The comedian was another self-hating male, basically. He was bowing down simplistically to women, because technically, they are the (First?) sex? When it comes to the theory of Creationism, women are SECOND, and yet--no one seems to drill that as a "bad thing" anymore.

But it got me thinking again. That old ball and chain--my love for the human male species. I thought with war torn pride: Science/Nature doesn't make mistakes. MALES rule. 

Regardless of all this fashionable antagonizing talk towards men (from the last half of the twentieth century--a harrowing time for us beautiful MEN), I stand firm. Think of it: If it WEREN'T for the human MALE, the human species would NOT have survived our earliest days. We needed a big, strong, brave MAN to fight for our survival. Could you imagine a tribe of humans with only WOMEN there to serve as protectors and hunters and fighters? We would've died out EONS ago! Fuck! MEN were the noble species who fearlessly defended us, and kept us from harm. They also were no doubt, as they are today--the CREATORS and INVENTORS that ensured our progress as a species.

THINK about it, people. MEN made us who we are TODAY, as a human species. Yes, women ultimately served a huge role: bearing children. But isn't that the perfect analogy to the whole scientific fact about the genders?: Women ARE valuable by default, for their childbearing bodies. Just like they are the (technically) DEFAULT gender. But they NEEDED men. 

MEN were brought on (at the same time, yes!), and they have done MORE than their share to ensure the survival of the HUMAN RACE. Men are always doing this: We ARE the cutting edge HALF of the human race. We are the wild card that cannot be denied. We are fucking beautiful! Own, it guys.