images of hot MEN... via old women's magazines. See below with my commentary.
This ad is so hot... it's quite ingenious how the ad offers up this attractive, but buttoned-down, sweet looking man in his prime, replete with patterned socks, while posing the titillating question: "Would you buy a condom for this man...?"
Uh, YEAH. And then some. I'd tear his clothes off, bite his nipples, and tug his cock until he was throbbing with desire, ready to pop any second. Give him a session he'd never forget. This guy can do whatever he wants to me too. Talk about a stud.
Aw, Chippendales. Although I love the concept behind this venerated enterprise, I think they were at their hottest perhaps in the early to mid '90s, which is where this ad originated from. Honestly, it predated it by just a bit (late '80s).
I actually recall seeing this ad in my sister's magazine, when I was just a curious preteen. Imagine my delight in rediscovering this man, and recovering him for my pleasure. I never forgot his sculpted physique, barely covered with a sexy little bikini, accentuating his bulge and hot little waist. Don't forget his gorgeous mug: dark hair, a little stubble, cute face overall. Yummy. This guy is an awesome male specimen! The perfect counterpart to this fellow Chippendales member:
This guy is another side of the manly spectrum: he's less glossy in the face (read: not as pretty), but certainly adorable in his own way. He has more of the farm boy look, which is hot of course. But what gives him an edge is that shameless bulge! His cock is laid upwards, pointing skyward. So that's how they do it, sometimes. I always wondered where they place the package in those skimpy stripper outfits... He also has the bedroom face: this guy looks like he's ready to go—ready to pump and thrust until he jizzes his juice all over, happy and eternally grateful for getting off.
Viva la MEN!
To end on a serious note: Looking back at these old displays of male beauty, I can't help but feel a wee bit nostalgic. Things always look simple in hindsight, because they often were. Although anti-male rhetoric was already in effect during the time these beautiful men were at their peak, sadly it was child's play compared to the full-on pervasive disrespect that pummels men and boys now.
I wonder how these three men are doing now. No doubt, they've had wives and maybe even children. They are beautiful specimens of manhood, and I hope they were able to lead happy lives in spite of the oppression and anger directed at them for simply being the wonderful male gender.



